Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
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She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
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I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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