I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
she looked like the before picture.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
