belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
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So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
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I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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