I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
