OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
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well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
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Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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