Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
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