it was like eating out sand paper
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
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Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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