we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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