Yo dont text me then not text me
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I think your dad took our porno
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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