You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
dude. I can hear the air.
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