so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
There's always time for handjobs
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
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