I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I want to be your penis for a week.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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