THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
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The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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