I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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