garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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