at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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