i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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