If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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