I wanna bring you to show and tell
thus making me awesome and them whores
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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