The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
fuck your aforementioned shoe
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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