I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Green mimosas i think yes
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
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Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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