its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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