Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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