party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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