I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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