About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
where are my eyebrows?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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