U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
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I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
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If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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