Already got asked if we're dating
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
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