In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
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You sprinted into the side of a parked car
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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