Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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