My brain says no but my pants say off.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
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And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
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A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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