whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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