Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
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yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
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the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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