its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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