She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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