is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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