well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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