who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
My pussy is not your playground.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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