I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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