please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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