I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
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Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
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Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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