Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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