I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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