His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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