well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
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Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
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I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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