I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
