So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
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I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
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Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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