yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
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red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
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Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Can't talk, ducks in the car
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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