i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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