Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
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he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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