So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
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both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
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Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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