There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
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I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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