And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
