so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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